is this love?

we deserve better.

what do you think?

sic semper tyrannus

a nice little psa about things you can't say.
oh, and mortar launchers are notoriously innacurate.



see it on youtube

marie bird is neat

she is counting down the minutes until i leave
so i'm writing a short blog post about her.

i can see up her skirt from here.

(i love marie bird)

i made that for our anniversary. i think she liked it.

we just finished watching 'high fidelity', except i didn't remember any of it and she had never seen it.
and we only saw the last thirty minutes.
it was still good.

man vs lion

would you like to see a man
(possibly steven seagal)
simultaneously seduce and terrify a lion?



see it on youtube

snl gets political

woah, i didn't know tracey morgan was actually funny. i've never paid much attention to him.

HERE'S A QUOTE:
How did Hillary Clinton convince everybody in Texas and Ohio that Barack didn’t know how to answer the phone at 3 in the morning? Let me tell you something, Barack knows how to answer that phone. He’s not going to answer it like, (soft, frightened voice) “Hello, I’m scared. What’s going on?” He is gonna answer it like I would get a phone call at 3 in the morning: “Yeah, who’s this? This better be good or I’m going to come down there and put somebody in a wheelchair.”

hillary scares me.
fun fact: the bush and clinton families are best friends!
i don't trust politicians anymore, but i trust obama a little more than her.

here's the original post on crooks and liars

the gays control nintendo

Wii Video Games Blamed For Rise In Effeminate Violence

WE MUST STOP THE HOMO SEXU'LS BEFORE THEY CONTROL THE PLAY STATIONS AS WELL

guinea pig brawl time

i have two guinea pigs; their names are poof and opie.
i take no responsibility for their names, you can blame my girlfriend.
poof is fat.
opie is not fat.

because of this discrepancy in size, opie (skinny) acts as if it's perfectly within his rights to bully poof (fat).

skinny opie has two "attack moves" that he uses against his fat piggie brother.
these are the "rear hump"
and the "flying bottom strike"
(which entails him jerking to the side and tossing his backside into poof,
causing little damage to body
but significant damage to pride).

i have separated them by dividing their cage.

poof needs to lose weight.